Instead, I am referring to things like gerbils or bottles or brushes.
We have an account on Rudester. After browsing through pictures on there, we located one woman with a penchant for sticking bizarre foreign objects in her pussy. The list is impressive. Ready?
- broom handle
- champagne bottle
- beer bottle
- light saber (which means there's a kid somewhere playing with it! Ewwww!)
- vacuum handle
Somehow, I don't think this makes me dull and boring. Nope. I think it makes me sane and hygienic. I have way more respect for my vag than to do anything to jeopardize it. And I'm good with that.