Monday, January 17, 2011
I'll take that bet
man: I don't know why anyone would drive a four door Accord. They look so much better as a two door.
And then somehow he mentioned that one of our neighbors had one. And I disagreed.
me: No, she has a Nissan Altima.
He laughed at me. And then he asked that age old question.
man: Wanna bet?
I never back down. I just make sure that the bets are all win-win!
me: What are we betting?
me: Please. We're not betting money.
And so the bet was revised. If he won, he'd get a blow job. If I won, he's go down on me. See? Win-win!
man: I hope the car is in the driveway when we get home.
Sure enough. And my man will be getting a blow job. And I don't mind.
Things have been a little tense over the last two days. We haven't been having sex because of it. I let him know that I was missing it. I really am. And I haven't even turned to masturbating because I really just want him. He's worth the wait. Always has been. Always will be.