We looked at it. We added the required batteries. We gave it a teeny tiney test drive.
Now, it’s time to get serious.
Oh, but here’s what we discovered during the test drive.
- The bullet vibrates like crazy.
- We love the remote…that he controls.
- Having it on a leash means so much more potential. He can pull it in and out. In and out. Well, you get the idea.
- Using the leash, the bullet can be dangled and dragged over some highly sensitive areas with pleasant results. (A happy clit is a good clit.)
- With the bullet on the leash, there’s still room for him. Then we can both enjoy the good, good, good, good vibrations! (Not sure that’s what the Beach Boys had in mind. Oh, but it is on my mind.)
And so I’m eager to go butt crazy wild with that thing. We are gonna have so much fun. I’m thinking multiple orgasms.
Go get you one… (A bullet and an orgasm, of course.)
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